3 Sum Consequences

So you finally convienced your lady into having a threesome with another chick, what in the hell could go wrong you say? You feel like shyt if my lady feels its ok, this is about to be the most erotic and adventurous time of oue lives. Well not too stop your fantasy, I really think your should think twice about it WHY?

Falling For The Other Girl

Catching feelings for someone is very easy, hey you can't help who you like but is that a risk to losing a relationship with the one you LOVE? You may think that women fall easliy but let me tell you Men fall just as quick as women. When having the adventure of yours make sure you want to have that threesome for the right reason and that your FULLY committed to your lady! This will automatically show the third party your are really in love and that it will be NO extra show on the side without your lady!

She Might Leave You For HER
If you chose the ideal women for you and your lady, she might be sooooo perfect in how to please a women that your lady might want to have her cake and eat it too! Please fellas don't think "NEVER ME" its 2009, most women take married women from there husbands. Letting them be friends it ok BUT make sure thats all it is, if you see the possibility of them getting to close step in be a Man and hold your grounds. Usually this only happens when your lady show lesbian tendacies during your relationship so don't stress yourself to much.

Can We Say Psycho

It is a huge possibility that the other lady can develop a serious fatal attraction for you or your lady, if you have never seen Fatal Attraction staring Micheal Douglass and Glenn Close you need to go cop that and you will see just what I mean! Clingy and psycho is not a good mixture.

She Thinks You Like HER Better
Jealous can be a crazy thing especially from a female that bleeds every month. If your lady is not adventurous with sex and feels like the other girl looks better I suggest you just call it off. If this is not the case you have to be like coffee and half and half, make sure you spend equally time with both, whatever you do to one to the other. O this is important DO NOT put in more work for the other girl because if you do and your lady hears that her moans are the sound of extreme ecstasy and her aren't their will be all HELL breaking loose in that bedroom!

Burning And Baby Drama

If you think the worse has yet to come, well it did. You have to be extremely careful of whom you sleep with because everyone is NOT clean. Having a threesome is not something you just up and do because its to many risk of getting an STD or getting the other girl pregnant, using a condom is a must but maybe that one day it breaks. Make sure you fully know the other womens history because you might wake up one day and think FIRE shooting out your penis!

SexUaL FaCIal

Performing oral sex on a women is not easy, you have to watch "Prono" to get the skill and understand a women's body. Number of things can go wrong, but perfection without a doubt is what a women wants. The best part of oral sex for women is that don't matter how ugly your are or etc they wont be able to see you cause your face is underneath of covers or too far buried in their legs.

The Basics

Slow and soft, think of your favorite ice cream that you just don't want to melt away. Keep the pressure light to make her want hot with anticipation. Please the clit is a very sensitive area so be gentle let her feel relaxed and not have her tense up, all you need to do is gentle put it into your mouth and play with it. Keep your eyes on how her body is reacting to you, if she is quivering then your doing a good job! While continuing on working her clit, take your finger's (please make sure your nails aren't dirty or to long) in circle around the hole and gentle stick it in and this will my her vagina muscles tight up but once their relax you got her just where you want her.

Tips

Make sure you slob on it not to much but just enough to make her even more wet. A BIG NO NO is Noooo BITING not only with that hurt really bad but she might just get up and walkout. Just take your time and relax, if anything she will help you out!

Positions

You have to be creative with your lady! Riding your face, this requires her to sit on your face (please have room to breathe) while you eat her out. Dogging Oral, allowing her to get on her knees while you can toss her salad (lick her butt) and give her oral from the back, you should also use finger too! Missionary of course! I'm just going to put it like this, be creative as possible if you want her tied to the ceiling than do it. O and before you do this make sure she is comfortable doing it just don't make her do it cause you want to!

Tell ME How You Pleasure Your Spouse!!!!

SeXi seX LocaTioN

Back Seat oF a CaR

Ok ladies you make be thinking that being placed in missionary in a back seat of your spouses honda or etc doesnt seem like the best idea, BUT it can be fun if your know what you are doing. I'm pretty sure that if your spouse is good enough you won't even realize your in a car!

Water Beds

Water beds are so old fashion I really haven't heared nor seen anyone with a water bed in year's, BUT if you dont want your head banging on the head board and just want to feel the motion in the ocean then a water bed is what you need.

Work

If you are a boss or have your office, this is a great place to let your spouse know how you really get down. Respectable men always want a lady they can bring home for Momma BUT he also wants lady to show him your freak nic. Tell him your bringing lunch to the Office!!!!

IF YOU KNOW OF ANYMORE PLACES LET ME KNOW!!!!!

Not Going To Drink Like The Night Before

The Morning After
One way to prevent the severity of a hangover is to drink a lot of water while you’re drinking. If you don’t drink water throughout the night, This will help counter-balance alcohol’s dehydrating effects. Though most of us aren’t that responsible – we’d rather take reactive measures in the morning than preventative measures the night before.
Here are things you can do the morning after:

Sleep it off
Time is the only real cure for a hangover. Rest is your best friend at this point to give your body a recover. It is best to stay in bed so call in to work if you have to, tell them you have the stomach flu. You will sound so horrible on the phone they may believe you (unless they saw you at the bar, not a good idea then).

Kill the Pain
Painkillers like aspirin can help with the headache. But don’t take acetaminophen (i.e., Tylenol)! It can interact with alcohol and damage your liver.

Pass on the Coffee
Technically, coffee doesn’t help either. It will dehydrate you. A weak cup of coffee may be okay but a lot of caffeine will continue to dehydrate you, the opposite of what you want right now. It might help with drowsiness, but it will have no effect whatsoever on how intoxicated you are or how rapidly the alcohol is absorbed or eliminated from the body.

Keep Hydrating
Replenish your body with fruit juice and water. Sports drinks like Gatorade or Powerade might help.

Have Another Cocktail!
Try a Bloody Mary. Since your blood will start dealing with the new alcohol you are absorbing it will also ignore the old absorption – which for you means relief of hangover symptoms. In the meantime, tomato juice and celery are full of vitamins. If you don’t like Bloody Mary’s, have a beer, or a sip of any other alcohol. But don’t overdo it again!

Alka Seltzer to the Rescue
While there’s no evidence that Alka Seltzer works on hangovers, some guys consider it a “cure.”

Take a Shower
You sweat out alcohol impurities through your pores. Showering will rinse them off. Alternate between hot and cold water (if you can take it) to open and close your pores and get rid of max impurities.

Let’s Get Physical
The exercise hangover cure work on the same sweating theory. Gets rid of impurities. It will take some willpower to work out when even standing up seems like a challenge, but it is a good theory. And I’m sure you can think of some ways to get physical staying horizontal and without getting up.

Take Your Vitamins
Drink OJ to get some Vitamin C and try multi B vitamin. While there’s little evidence, some people are positive that it will help.
Tall tales, elixirs, and concoctions (often involving blenders) are abound guaranteeing to cure your hangover. While as you probably found most of them don’t work, try some of these real, scientifically proven* ways to cure your hangover. Find a solution that works for you and stick with it.
*No Guarantees.